I was issued a citation for illegally selling hot dogs, during which I was tripping on acid. My mate then took a shit in the washing machine. It was one beautiful thing I saw in that hot summer and scorching heat. Half an hour break was the best thing i used to have. Guy who was passed out dead-drunk, someone thought it would be funny to hit him in the balls. If you think your post has disappeared, see spam or an inappropriate post, please do not hesitate to , we're happy to help.
He drives us home and on his way home gets pulled over and flees on foot. We smoked a little more, cleaned up, and left. And so it happened, it didn't workout. I stayed for 20 more mortifying minutes before faking a work emergency. I couldn't take my eyes off him. We have been married a few months now and neither of us knows that I talk in my sleep.
But when I said it, I had nothing for him because it was just a crush! I was at a party across the street and a couple houses down from where I lived. I always used to have a hope that today the door of his class would be open, and when i cross his class i would get to see him. Decided to take the paper in my hand and enter his class and put it in his bag. When I was in elementary school, there was a fourth grade teacher who was a little… crazy. I saw a man nobody knew jumping out a window of my room. By the time any of the guys who lived there heard about it and walked towards the bathroom to investigate you have to walk past the laundry room to get there they see a girl sitting on the dryer taking a piss in it. So for all young couples, here are a few pointers to help you have a successful relationship.
Never Trust A Human Who Doesn't Eat On A Dinner Date. We miss the deer, which finally moves across and off the road. We couldnt just bear with chips and oreos so we took a trip to the never failing taco bell. Do: — Make sure to still make time for friends. After about a hour i finally gathered my thoughts and realized i was high as shit, an experience ive never had before. He told our partners that they had to lick off all the peanut butter in order to win. Did you see the card I left you? Girl is already in the bed of his choosing.
She lived on the top floor of this building and after getting drunk and a little high towelie style , I started feeling pretty confident in myself. Turns out he walked into my friends neighbors house piss drunk asking where we were at like 2 a. I continue to explain calm, peace, and tranquility, and make my voice softer as I explain. Thankfully he never caught up with me and got tired before I did. There will be plenty of other time that a couple can spend together. I live in Isla Vista, where basically party central is located on a street right on the cliffs over the ocean. Friend of mine was at a party the cops busted.
Two guys fought over a homely girl. I saw a guy run out of a party and tackle a cop off a horse. It just makes everyone else in the halls feel extremely uncomfortable. To clarify, the standing record was four hours. I proceeded to run inside to tell everyone but they thought I was just drunk in their defense I was, and very enthusiastic and making shit up. Guy asks me if he can shoot some other kid and shows me a.
That night you spent listening to some stranger talk about his reptile-hoarding proclivities makes you part of a great sisterhood. Since I hated the guy so much for lying about himself and getting me into this situation, I was maybe a lot rougher with the cucumber than I should have been. Went to a house party freshman year of high school in Europe. And thought it was just a crush! Several also received promotions due to their improved English opening up new job opportunities for them! She drank 8 shots of tequila one right after the other and then proceeded to have bareback anal sex on the front lawn while everyone watched. You need to go get the cow right now! There is so many other funny stories I got and would love to tell you guys. This is what happens, according to my girlfriend.
This one dude was dressed as jack sparrow. The toilet got clogged and everyone just kept using it and layering toilet paper up eventually rendering the toilet useless. Filter posts by subject: Do you have ideas or feedback for Askreddit? We walked to the park, as we were walking, I was really gone. I thought we were going to a drive-in. And the same day, i didn't know how to face him but i ignored him.